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Oh, HELL No: Tongue Tickler
Guys, I’m scared. No, really… I’m totally frightened by this thing… It’s HORRIFYING. Why would anyone want this thing? I mean, why is the nose so huge and pointed? Dear lord, why does it have...
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Oh, HELL No: Baconlube
I may love bacon, I do, really. But I don’t want my lady parts to smell like bacon, and I don’t want my partners parts to taste like bacon either. And don’t even get me started on using it as a...
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Oh, HELL No: Penis Tonguizer
What’s going on here? I mean, really. Does anyone know why this thing exists? Yeah, that is a tongue magically growing under that penis. And just look at all the lovely JELLY colors it’s...
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Review: Jack’s Blowjob Lessons
A few months back there was a rumbling among the sex blogger community, reviewers were getting emails asking that they write about a blow job book. The rumor was that he was a bit of a chauvinist, but...
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Oh HELL No: Fuck My Cock
It’s a penis. With a tiny butt instead of balls. When I said I liked pegging, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind… “You’ve always dreamt of going bareback on a tight ass while you stroke a hard cock,...
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Oh, HELL No: Tilapia Plug
Well, this looks fun. Because everyone wants a fish shaped butt plug, made of substandard materials. I especially like the grooves, they look really fun to clean. Excellent, now I’m trying to restrain...
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